Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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