Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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