This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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