Porn is love you can see.
one might say we're banned from that church
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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