Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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