chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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