He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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