How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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