I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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