google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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