I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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