every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.