He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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