Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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