he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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