now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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