Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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