come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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