I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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