so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Small penises have feelings too.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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