I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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