He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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