Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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