Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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