You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Welp...herpes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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