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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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