i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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