Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
tell me about the fingering
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