Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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