dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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