I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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