if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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