I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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