Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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