You surviving the open bar?
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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