if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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