what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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