I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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