i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
