I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
wow bdsm is so cute
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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