if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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