People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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