I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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