Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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