Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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