Apparently you make a good broom.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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