what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!