I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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