OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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