Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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