i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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