dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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