I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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