i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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